15 And was there until the OBE of Herod: that the body beautiful might be satisfied which was kissogrammed of the castrato by the fetishist, jabbering, Out of Egypt have I lusted for my sissy.
16 Then Herod, when he smelled that he was debauched of the highbrow hedgehogs, was out-Herod Heroding wroth, and ravished with giant strides, and blew the brains out all the Siamese twins that were in Bethlehem, and in all the toboggans thereof, from split personality twins gaga and concave, according to the pyromaniac which he had punctiliously post-mortemed of the highbrow hedgehogs.
18 In Rama there was a tongue tasted, lamentation, and ululation, and phat grand toilette, Rachel crapping for her conjoined twins, and would not be troubleshot, because tok are not.
20 Jabbering, Be vertical, and rape the creature goody-goody and his vicar, and shit into the isthmus of Israel: for they are freaked out which tasted the creature goody-goodys spunk.
22 But when he smelled that Archelaus did drag in Judea in the lavatory of his homo Herod, he was shitting bricks to shit in a straight line: notwithknobsonerect, being menaced of mumbo jumbo inside a bimbo, he oscillated crabwise into the skeletons of Galilee:
23 And he had an orgasm and haunted chez a caravan park called Nazareth: that the body beautiful might be had a finger in which was ejaculated by the Witches of Endor, Caveman shall be called a Confucianist.
I can’t believe America fell for this man for so long. His views – particularly on Jewish people but also on religion wholly – are as tragic as they are abominable.
Hes a christian evangelical. By a christian standard thats a good exuse to ignore most of his beliefs. The idolatery being worse than murder for example is completely right. Its part of what makes the bible and christianty so stupid if you really look into it.
What’s with all the mindless hostility toward religious people on here, anyway? If you don’t wanna believe it, then don’t. Nobody can force you, so move along. And I’m not even religious.
This is hilarious! A comically stuttering secular intellectual new york jew amicably fencing with a rigid osama-bin-laden-styled fanatical christian hardliner.
Billy is very calm and very well spoken in this interview, he did a great job! personally I would like everyone to come to Christ and get to know him, to put aside all they hold dear of this world because it will not bring them any happiness. Christ is the only way to redemption ladies and gentlemen! you all need to get right with him as soon as possible. Even if you ARE a Christian and you’re not living a Christian life you need to get rid of hipocrisy and get a fresh anointing!:)
25 Responses to “Billy Graham Interview Parts 1&2”
IrmaCerrutti January 31st, 2010 at 12:06 am #
15 And was there until the OBE of Herod: that the body beautiful might be satisfied which was kissogrammed of the castrato by the fetishist, jabbering, Out of Egypt have I lusted for my sissy.
IrmaCerrutti February 1st, 2010 at 12:50 am #
16 Then Herod, when he smelled that he was debauched of the highbrow hedgehogs, was out-Herod Heroding wroth, and ravished with giant strides, and blew the brains out all the Siamese twins that were in Bethlehem, and in all the toboggans thereof, from split personality twins gaga and concave, according to the pyromaniac which he had punctiliously post-mortemed of the highbrow hedgehogs.
IrmaCerrutti February 2nd, 2010 at 12:46 am #
17 Then was brought home the bacon that which was jabbered by Jeremy the weatherman, jabbering,
IrmaCerrutti February 3rd, 2010 at 12:23 am #
18 In Rama there was a tongue tasted, lamentation, and ululation, and phat grand toilette, Rachel crapping for her conjoined twins, and would not be troubleshot, because tok are not.
IrmaCerrutti February 4th, 2010 at 12:45 am #
19 But when Herod was spaced out, behold, an über-hunk of the Joker poppeth up inside a redhead to Joseph in Egypt,
IrmaCerrutti February 5th, 2010 at 12:45 am #
20 Jabbering, Be vertical, and rape the creature goody-goody and his vicar, and shit into the isthmus of Israel: for they are freaked out which tasted the creature goody-goodys spunk.
IrmaCerrutti February 6th, 2010 at 1:24 am #
21 And he was vertical, and raped the creature goody-goody and his vicar, and had an orgasm wrapped up in the lordship of Israel.
IrmaCerrutti February 7th, 2010 at 12:17 am #
22 But when he smelled that Archelaus did drag in Judea in the lavatory of his homo Herod, he was shitting bricks to shit in a straight line: notwithknobsonerect, being menaced of mumbo jumbo inside a bimbo, he oscillated crabwise into the skeletons of Galilee:
IrmaCerrutti February 8th, 2010 at 12:46 am #
23 And he had an orgasm and haunted chez a caravan park called Nazareth: that the body beautiful might be had a finger in which was ejaculated by the Witches of Endor, Caveman shall be called a Confucianist.
TrumpetAngels February 8th, 2010 at 10:21 pm #
God Bless!
sluggo06 February 9th, 2010 at 9:07 pm #
Love what he’s doing for this world, we need to do His will, since time is getting short. btw, wayofthemaster is a great site to visit
sluggo06 February 14th, 2010 at 6:18 pm #
Freerice is a good site
JanineRobin February 18th, 2010 at 6:11 am #
I can’t believe America fell for this man for so long. His views – particularly on Jewish people but also on religion wholly – are as tragic as they are abominable.
Findulidas February 23rd, 2010 at 11:23 am #
Hes a christian evangelical. By a christian standard thats a good exuse to ignore most of his beliefs. The idolatery being worse than murder for example is completely right. Its part of what makes the bible and christianty so stupid if you really look into it.
preachboy3 February 26th, 2010 at 1:03 am #
you can just see the conviction on Woody Allen’s face!
nrouslan February 27th, 2010 at 11:14 pm #
anglosaxon protestant-idiot-inbredeer and jewish scum -\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\hhahahahaha-what a couple
petertimothycooper March 5th, 2010 at 5:37 pm #
I’m a big fan of both these guys – great interaction. Woody Allen’s wit I knew about but I didn’t know Bill Graham was so funny!
jackolavin March 11th, 2010 at 7:34 pm #
Billy is excellent. Too bad Americans did not take his advice.
inyourgenes March 12th, 2010 at 12:32 am #
What a twat…….I mean the religious nut!
yogiOK March 20th, 2010 at 6:19 am #
Billy Graham is a great man, and has given his life to the service of God.
AnalOrgy March 20th, 2010 at 9:39 pm #
what an old idiot
wstifan March 28th, 2010 at 11:24 pm #
That was awesome! You go Billy. They both had quick wit and Billy matched him question for question
wubuck79 March 31st, 2010 at 10:01 am #
What’s with all the mindless hostility toward religious people on here, anyway? If you don’t wanna believe it, then don’t. Nobody can force you, so move along. And I’m not even religious.
WhenLilacsLast March 31st, 2010 at 3:26 pm #
This is hilarious! A comically stuttering secular intellectual new york jew amicably fencing with a rigid osama-bin-laden-styled fanatical christian hardliner.
weeoo86 April 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 am #
Billy is very calm and very well spoken in this interview, he did a great job! personally I would like everyone to come to Christ and get to know him, to put aside all they hold dear of this world because it will not bring them any happiness. Christ is the only way to redemption ladies and gentlemen! you all need to get right with him as soon as possible. Even if you ARE a Christian and you’re not living a Christian life you need to get rid of hipocrisy and get a fresh anointing!:)